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You cannot condemn a man for what may only be a figment of your...
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Discretion is not the better part of biography.
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The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...
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It is almost impossible to exaggerate the proneness of the human mind to take...
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And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree...
Quote #31907
We create our lives a thought at a time. And sometimes, it comes down...
Quote #4461
Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are...