Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #2682
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.
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The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it...
Quote #25507
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #13728
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #22644
The military don’t start wars. Politicians start wars.