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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
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We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
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It’s important that someone celebrate our existence… People are the only mirror we have...
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If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think...
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It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than...
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Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you...
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A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is...
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Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...