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There are countless ways of achieving greatness, but any road to achieving one’s maximum...
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As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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All of his saves have come in relief appearances
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A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
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Do your work not just your work and no more, but a little more...
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Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
Quote #17945
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.