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Don’t worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is...
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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
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Man, I was tame compared to what they do now, are you kidding ?...
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War kills men, and men deplore the loss; but war also crushes bad principles...
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Shallow understanding accompanies poor compassion, great understanding goes with great compassion.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Everything passes. Everything changes. Just do what you think you should do.
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On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...
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It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile – sweet fundamental...