Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
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There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #21485
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #34208
Don’t judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of...
Quote #2351
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
Quote #14692
Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us that injury that provokes...
Quote #9918
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #10403
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just...
Quote #19536
Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.