Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
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Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while...
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As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #26621
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...
Quote #16696
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes...
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #16861
Never read a book that is not a year old.
Quote #26847
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a...
Quote #29323
There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...