Quote #5509
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Quote #8436
Beware of the fury of the patient man.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #27725
Christmas night, stars shine bright, and all the angels are singing. ‘The Son of...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #32961
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...
Quote #15444
Opportunities are often missed because we are broadcasting when we should be listening.
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
Quote #3957
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits...