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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not...
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I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
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Oregano is the spice of life.
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice In practice, there is.
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Luck is the residue of design.
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It’s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything...
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Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
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I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.