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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with a...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #3522
Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are...
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance...
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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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I must dislike those who, whatever I do to please them, persist in disliking...
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Where no counsel is, the people fall but in the multitude of counsellors there...
Quote #1806
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.