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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
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Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
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Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
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I came upstairs into the world for I was born in a cellar.
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Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
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Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due.
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Knowledge must come through action you can have no test which is not fanciful,...
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You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good...