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You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
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A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
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Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they...
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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...
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Have no friends not equal to yourself.
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In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what...
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In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of...