Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #9830
Every mile is two in winter.
Quote #18294
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
Quote #7938
I prefer complexity to certainty, cheerful mysteries to sullen facts.
Quote #19362
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Quote #709
We are the total of our longings.
Quote #7909
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of...