Quote #9594
A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
Quote #11067
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Quote #19329
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #32125
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #15858
Nothing shocks me more in the men of religion and their flocks than their...
Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Quote #5379
Shame is that intrinstic meter of our own heart to tell us that we...
Quote #31788
Feel for others–in your pocket.
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...