Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #29878
I’m not running, and I’m not walking fast. I’m going where I need to...
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #6996
Nature herself makes the wise man rich.
Quote #9993
Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I...
Quote #7774
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #24502
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quote #2965
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
Quote #29367
We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that...