Quote #10151
If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
Quote #15348
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength...
Quote #15597
A mother is not a person to lean on but person to make leaning...
Quote #2628
California: The west coast of Iowa.
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #2007
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
Quote #4005
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #33430
Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the...