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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who...
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
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If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
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God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to...
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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that...
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That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...
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Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
Quote #7469
A thing is not proved just because no one has ever questioned it. What...