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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations...
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An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have...
Quote #30085
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
Quote #13052
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....
Quote #31397
Whoever acquires knowledge but does not practice it is as one who ploughs but...
Quote #4807
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
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Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.