Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #33234
It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #21997
To talk to someone who does not listen is enough to tense the devil.
Quote #19594
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than...
Quote #26511
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
Quote #4811
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to...
Quote #6639
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Quote #10967
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.
Quote #19090
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.