Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The expert at anything was once a beginner.
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #29221
And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling coop’d we live and...
Quote #14288
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
Quote #33658
History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time it illumines reality,...
Quote #8988
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
Quote #19900
What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact...
Quote #23309
My fellow Americans, I must speak to you tonight about a mounting danger in...