Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #25510
I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I...
Quote #17804
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and...
Quote #32578
Hatred of dishonesty generally arises from fear of being deceived.
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #20702
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #32581
‘Resource-constrained environment’ are fancy Pentagon words that mean there isn’t enough money to go...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #14697
What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders...
Quote #25541
Thought itself needs words. It runs on them like a long wire. And if...