Quote #12194
Of all the gods, Death only craves not gifts: Nor sacrifice, nor yet drink-offering...
Quote #32412
It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #22730
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to...
Quote #2345
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #13568
You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #29591
The little things are most worthwhile– quiet word, a look, a smile.