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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
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Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human...
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must...
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
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The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and...
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That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...