Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #26737
There’s two heads to every coin.
Quote #33949
There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From it...
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #24938
Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...
Quote #7948
The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Quote #12610
Before Elvis, there was nothing.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #2905
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.