Quote #5449
Life itself is a quotation.
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #5376
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #23610
No man ever became wise by chance.
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
Quote #8701
Have you ever noticed that there are people who do things which are most...
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #13780
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Quote #3201
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.