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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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It is not bigotry to be certain we are right but it is bigotry...
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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History is full of surprises.
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Success is dependent upon the glands–sweat glands.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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If eyes were made for seeing, Then Beauty is its own excuse for being.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #26529
Creativity comes from awakening and directing men’s higher natures, which originate in the primal...