Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #12034
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die”–a strange complaint to...
Quote #9465
Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
Quote #34753
Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
Quote #34242
If you don’t accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained...
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #11563
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...