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Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
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To conceal ignorance is to increase it. An honest confession of it, however, gives...
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
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I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...
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Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys...
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Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #2947
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
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We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try...
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.