Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #24814
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of...
Quote #475
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh...
Quote #24549
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #8936
The only joy in the world is to begin.
Quote #9416
I am not a star. A star is nothing more than a ball of...
Quote #2984
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and...
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #11350
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of...
Quote #24565
A man’s feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey...