Quote #17142
Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
Quote #1275
“Home is where you wear your hat.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #1494
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Quote #17005
As we grow oldthe beauty steals inward.
Quote #20873
The sands are number’d that make up my life.
Quote #639
The big thieves hang the little ones.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #21572
Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority...