Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #21
It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism.
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #9976
A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
Quote #7470
Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.
Quote #26102
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Quote #19299
The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she...
Quote #25250
Always remember that striving and struggle precede success, even in the dictionary.
Quote #29973
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep...