Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #13301
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it...
Quote #6430
The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it...
Quote #13890
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be...
Quote #1302
Simplicity is the peak of civilization.
Quote #25908
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...
Quote #25576
Jesus said, ‘Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I...
Quote #11343
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Quote #17722
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
Quote #13242
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.