Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #14140
There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.
Quote #14791
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Quote #9622
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to...
Quote #1233
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Quote #28497
Loving someone is easy but losing someone is hard.
Quote #4328
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable;but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,To speak...
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.