Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #4175
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for...
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #5080
Horses lend us the wings we lack.
Quote #31021
I am sailing out along parallel 32.5 to stress that this is the Libyan...
Quote #24076
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
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The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub...
Quote #25170
Man’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
Quote #24780
I had always loved beautiful and artistic things, though before leaving America I had...
Quote #24114
There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...