Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #14273
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #25578
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
Quote #16477
Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
Quote #13153
If I am to die, this is the week for it. — John F....
Quote #2379
Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.
Quote #619
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least...
Quote #25486
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
Quote #4824
Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his...