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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread,...
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Time eases all things.
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History is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they’ve...
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We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order...
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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No one can wear a mask for very long.
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Strategy is a style of thinking, a conscious and deliberate process, an intensive implementation...