Quote #775
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #8972
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #20327
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #34643
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #31898
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
Quote #20621
In crises the most daring course is often safest.
Quote #17238
Popularity It is glory’s small change.