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Thank God kids never mean well
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
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Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the...
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A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered...
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
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Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
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It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we...