Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I...
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Sometimes I wonder if we live life by reliving life, rather than by living...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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On action alone be thy interest, Never on its fruits. Let not the fruits...
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to...
Quote #7443
To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect...
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #34620
I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #2007
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...