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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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The world must be made safe for democracy.
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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There are two sides to every question.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk because they have...
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Start slow and taper off.
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You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.