Quote #1548
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #31446
You’re going to have to find out where you want to go. And then...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #12258
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #13150
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to...
Quote #27965
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Quote #15564
Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #18447
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.