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It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
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Do not speak quickly; it is a sign of insanity.
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I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
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Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly...
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
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The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is...
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There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but...