Quote #10211
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Quote #16818
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #27315
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
Quote #26026
Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his...
Quote #33942
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #80
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #11785
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my...
Quote #24190
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....