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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
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My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
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The fear of becoming a ‘has-been’ keeps some people from becoming anything.
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Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...