Quote #334
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Quote #30029
My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...
Quote #34771
Let’s not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don’t die, get...
Quote #26556
Great wisdom is generous petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech...
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #8662
Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in...
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #18674
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Quote #27949
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #17042
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.