Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #171
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as...
Quote #6874
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence...
Quote #31984
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #302
Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
Quote #9504
Those who profess to favor freedom, yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops...
Quote #2883
Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they...
Quote #12311
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a...
Quote #29822
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.