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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life...
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #10332
And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap...
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The covetous man is ever in want.
Quote #25607
I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. THE BELOVED.
Quote #9397
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...