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Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
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Go and wake up your luck.
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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense...
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No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.
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God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
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Only sick music makes money today.
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We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...