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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
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No man ever listened himself out of a job.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Anger is one of the sinners of the soul.
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It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light’ And there...
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History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning; its two eyes are geography...