Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #15017
Forgive thyself little, and others much.
Quote #29697
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...
Quote #90
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
Quote #3227
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
Quote #2373
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los...
Quote #29603
Slow and steady wins the race.
Quote #19094
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dreamFor the soul is...
Quote #7971
He who neglects to drink from the spring of experience is likely to die...